Techno Claus’s 2024 Holiday Gift Ideas

Techno Claus (also known as correspondent David Pogue) crawls out of the fireplace and shakes the ashes off his costume, looking a little annoyed.

Fun little fact: Smoke comes from the fireplace.
There is such a thing as a chimney sweep, everyone!

In any case, hello! I’m Techno Claus.
It’s not against the law to break into your home.
We offer ideas that are perfect for your gift planning.
All technology products, everything is cool. All your friends will become fans.

Vitesy Shelfy Refrigerator Purifier ($126)

Holiday joy never gets old.
But what about food? There aren’t that many. It gets old and mold grows.
If you put this in the refrigerator, the air will be purified,
It eats bacteria floating in the dere.

On average, the shelf life is an additional 12 days.
Less waste and less expense. It’s a win-win for me.

Courant MAG:3 Dual Device Charging Tray ($120)

I go to my bedroom to rest and de-stress.
If you throw out your pocket, what a disaster.

All you need is a “catch ball” and a gorgeous home base
This keeps all the nuisances in one place.
Charge your phone, pod, or watch
Made of high quality linen! I would call it top notch!

Fernida electric heating pants ($70)

I travel outdoors in cold and stormy weather.
Just staying warm is hard sometimes!

My secret is probably not obvious at first glance.
You’re looking right at them. Self-heating pants!
3 levels of heat retention and the highest quality lining
Comes with 8 heating pads! One is yours…Takas!

SUPRUS FlexFlame Rechargeable Arc Lighter ($8)

I think lighters are better than matches.
The neck extends further. There will be less confusion.
The problem is gas. It will run out one day.
So what do you do? Please throw it all away.

But this is forever. It lights up as shown.
electricity! It is rechargeable like a cell phone.
Perfect for candles, camping, and grilling.
And you get all these benefits on an $8 bill.

SwitchBot Automatic Curtain Opener ($90)

I see a lot of houses while working.
And the best ones come with incredible perks.
Automatic opening/closing curtains! Too expensive, grouse?
Well, this number brings them to anyone’s home!

Clip to a rod or rail – it’s your choice
Can be controlled by app, schedule, or voice!

“Alexa… open the curtains!”

Glocusent LED Reading Light ($22)

There are two places where it would be rude to turn on bright lights.
In bed, next to someone, and flying at night.

Behold the solution, the triumph of technology:
A rechargeable light that can be worn around the neck.
3 colors, 3 brightnesses, surprisingly cheap
To work, repair, or sleep.

Segway Ninebot S2 ($450)

Remember the Segway from a few years ago?
Self-balancing transport? Like a police officer in a shopping mall?

Now, this is its descendant, the Ninebot S2.
You can drive by simply tilting the steering wheel. It’s true!
20 miles on a single charge
He’s going 16 miles an hour, climbing hills, and living big!

OK, it’s not a Jaguar, but it’s still pretty awesome.
Just like the old Segway, it’s 1/10th the price.

So here’s the list for this holiday season
I hope you enjoy this little shopping aid.
The reindeer is anxious. You can hear them bouncing.
Besides, I have to go back. I need to charge my pants!

Story produced by Lucy Kirk. Editor: Joseph Flandino.

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